Autocorrect Is Becoming The Bean Of My Life.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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I suppose if you asked the people who invented it, they would try to tell you that the auto-correct feature on cell phones is meant to do two things, 1) to help you to spell words correctly and 2) to save you time by automatically finishing the word you are typing into your text message.

Well, here’s a bit of news for any of them who may read this – it fails miserably on both counts!

Spelling correctly a word you are not trying to type is as useless as replacing the word you want to use with another that is completely unconnected with what you are trying to say.

I spend more time re-entering words into my phone that would send ten messages if they left me alone.

Yes, autocorrect is definitely the bean of my life!

Now for the funny bits….

(Usual health and safety warning applies if you are of a nervous disposition or likely to be offended by strong or graphic language. Proceed at your own risk!)

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5 thoughts on “Autocorrect Is Becoming The Bean Of My Life.

  1. Hi, Fasab! How have you been? Auto-correct is truly the “bean” of my existence also!

    Here’s a couple of funny examples:

    Note to team member:

    “Susie may be assing (asking) you some questions about Project “X” so just fill her in.” (true story)

    “We are working with Client “X” and unfortunately, I think the Project Manager is a little unprofessional and incontinent (incompetent), so please walk them through the steps needed.” (true story)

    To this day, I still hear about “assing” and “incontinence”!!! egads Cheers, Deb

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