“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What other way can you sample beer?
While you are thinking about that here are a few more samples of word plays, otherwise knows as puns.
Enjoy or endure!
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I photographed myself stealing from
the DIY store earlier today.
I took some shelfies.
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My friend Dave has drunk many weird
and wonderful things in his time.
I asked him if he’d ever drunk cologne.
“No,” he replied. “Always with friends.”
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I don’t know why people feel the need to travel
around the world to “find themselves”;
I found myself years ago.
Turns out I was right under my nose.
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I’ve recently been a stunt man in a couple of movies.
Nothing major, just a couple of small rolls.
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I bought a chair at the furniture store
from a new range based on Thai furniture.
It’s called a ‘Ladyboy’.
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Have you visited www. conjunctivitis. com?
It’s a site for sore eyes
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My attempts at making a ham soup are always ad hoc.
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With these terrible storms, I’ve been trying to think
of a way of stopping the water entering my property.
Can’t come up with anything though.
Damn!
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Dijon vu
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My sister fell in love with an arsonist.
She carried a torch for him for months.
They eventually split up, after a blazing row.
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The new strip bar in my town doesn’t let Jews in.
It’s a gentile man’s club.
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I took a ‘Mickey Mouse’ degree and now
I’m head of animation at Disney Studios.
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Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him.
“Did you find the shampoo?”
“Oi did,” Paddy says,
“But it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine.”
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One of the Sisters at the convent was kidnapped the other day.
Police blamed the lack of security at the premises.
The local newspaper summed it up with the headline…
“No ‘fence. Nun taken.”
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I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.
I’ve had it right up to here with them.
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fasab 
I tried to pick a favorite but they were all great! Lettuce be friends…
Lettuce indeed 🙂