Hey, I Just Realized That Nothing In The Dictionary Begins With An ‘N’.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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The clue is always in the title.

If you haven’t guessed already, welcome to the first pun day of 2014.

Well, somebody has to stick up for the mighty word play, so it might as well be me.

Love to hate or hate to love here is this year’s first selection – the first of many I hope!

Enjoy.

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rofl

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I got a new reversible jacket for Christmas.

I’m excited to see how it turns out.

Reversible-jacket

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Whenever I have had a bad day I console myself

by playing with my Playstation.

playstation console

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Jamaican newspapers have asserted

that certain strains of marijuana can cure migraines.

Clearly propaganja.

Ganja Man

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I took part in a bondage contest last night.

I was tied third.

Republican-Bondage

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I think the people at Apple are so lucky.

They still get paid even after they’ve lost their jobs.

Steve Jobs caricature

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Our little boy was rushed to hospital at the weekend,

after he’d swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

They’ve given him laxatives but as of yet,

there hasn’t been a word out of him.

scrabble tiles

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I suppose you could say that a voyeur

was a peep hole person.

peep-hole

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When I was a kid I once thought I had a Japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian.

character-manga-dennis

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Me and the wife were at the hardware store choosing a new kitchen.

She asked me, “Do you reckon we could fit that sink in the car?”

Stupid woman, doesn’t she know cars don’t have any plumbing?

kitchen-sink

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I went to a theme park that had the world’s largest pool table.

The cues were massive.

gal-land pool table

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Say what you will about Columbus,

but he did put America on the map.

columbus

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My wife is a vet and a great cook.

But I refuse to eat anything that she puts down in front of me.

medical-clipart-vet-female

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When they eventually colonize Mars

there’s going to be another housing bubble.

mars-one-colony-2025

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Although it seemed to go on forever

Magnum PI only solved 3.14 crimes.

Magnum PI

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“You ok Dave?”

“I’m not sure…

my Doctor did a rectal exam on me this morning.”

“Oh right. Prostate?”

“No, bent over his desk.”

rectal-exam-cartoon

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