“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, you got it, it’s Pun Day.
And because Pun Day this year happens to fall on July 4th, here’s a special Independence word play edition.
Enjoy this festive edition!
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What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
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Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
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What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A Yankee Poodle Dandy!
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Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
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What would Americans get if they crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The fodder of their Country!
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Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
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What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry!
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What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liber-Tea!
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Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
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What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
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What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
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Which one of Washington’s officers had the best sense of humor?
Laughayette!
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What was Thomas Jefferson’s favourite dessert?
Monti jello!
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What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
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Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
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What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights?
The Ducklaration of Independence!
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What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
A bald beagle!
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What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom!
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Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
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What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
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What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
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Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?
I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.
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I’ve got to give you credit for at least creating a holiday theme. Therefore, instead of torture by even worse puns, well … there are other torture methods … so here’s Pun Pun
Thanks. I’m not entirely sure what part of her are the pun puns since she seems to be shaking most bits, but I appreciate the thought 🙂
But … but …. you missed that great one from my youth. “What’s the favourite Revolutionary dish?? Chicken Catch-a-Tory!” 😀
Thanks for the much-needed laughs. My first Fourth without a dog in over 22 years…. 😦
Hey welcome back and happy Fourth to you.
No best friend? You need to go somewhere like this
http://adopt-a-german-shepherd.adoptapet.com/
Trust me, when we do go for another dog, he (or she) will be the same breed as the previous 5 – “rescue”. (Well, technically only four – our 2nd dog was a purebred Border Collie, but he was our wedding present, so I guess he doesn’t count.) But Sam deserves his period of mourning, and the wife and I need to find the right one. Something will present itself – We saw Sam online on a Thursday, and he was ours Friday night. 🙂
You found a lot for your special celebration!
Too much perhaps, but I had to mark the occasion!