Do You Need Help?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Now and again people have said to me, “You need help.” And I’m not just talking about people who read this blog. They mean it in a caring way I’m sure and indeed there are occasions when a little help would be very welcome.

This is especially so in business. In these cases you are even willing to pay for that help, but you still have the problem of letting people know that you have a job for them.

So what do you do?

You advertise the available positions, of course.

Sounds easy?

Well, for most of us it is. For the intellectually challenged not so much.

Take a look at this lot below and you’ll see what I mean.

Enjoy!

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8 thoughts on “Do You Need Help?

  1. These are hilarious, especially the one about the boyfriend eventually asking for gas money. Good thing ‘It’s A Grind’ specified ‘boyfriend’, as a ‘man’ would know better…. 😉

  2. I think the lost one needs to be more specific – tow truck (or maybe crane?) drivers needed NOW! And the banner (#15) needs to be more specific on timing – which NOW are they talking about, the now that’s now, the now that becomes then, or the not-yet that will become now? (Obviously the sign company didn’t charge by the letter! 😀 )

    • 🙂 are you trying to dominate the English language? My fav was must like smiling and happy things, I think that should be one of the criteria for any job.

  3. The blockbuster one is the best – I wonder what the story behind that is! Of course dominating the language always helps 🙂 and of course we can’t leave the smiling happy things behind – ahh they are all really good!

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