“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
.
It may be better to love a short girl than not a tall, but it’s definitely better to have a read at some puns than not at all.
Another selection guaranteed to extract a few laughs or groans.
Enjoy!
.
.
I’m going out tonight to prove I can travel by bus without a valid ticket.
I’ll let you know how I got on.
.
.
I feel that geographical puns are beneath me;
there’s Norway I’d go Oslo as that.
.
.
Maths puns are the first sine of madness.
.
.
My wife said she’s getting fed up of my constant guitar puns.
I told her not to fret.
.
.
What is yellow and white, and throws itself off the edge of the dining table?
A lemming meringue.
.
.
My dentist just won ‘dentist of the year’
All he got was a little plaque.
.
.
Pancake day really crepe’d up on me this year.
.
.
Suicide bombers: what makes them tick?
.
.
I used to have a job operating an elevator.
It had its ups and downs…
.
.
A bloke walks into a pub and orders himself a pint.
He notices Vincent Van Gogh is sitting on the next barstool and asks him if he wants a pint, too.
“No thanks,” replies Vincent. “I’ve got one ear.”
.
.
My mate said he had a new job at a Bowling Alley.
I said, “Ten Pin?”
He replied, “No – it’s permanent.”
.
.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
.
.
Exit signs. They’re on the way out, aren’t they?”
.
==================================
.
I’m starting to work up to getting back in the groove and I find puns! Doesn’t your well ever run dry? 😉 …. Just a sine of my madness …. sigh
Don’t worry, it will probably run dry eventually 🙂
2025?
😉
Right up your alley
http://curmudgeon-at-large.com/2013/03/07/imponderables-vs-alien-vs-predator/
Thanks. Looks like my kinda thing 😉
Absolutely!
What do this post and a window have in common? They’re both oh-pun. 😉
Puns are like the floor – they’re beneath me. 😀
How did the political reporter make light of the President’s latest speech? He pundit. 😯 (Okay, that one was 6 days long – a little week.)
That’s the spirit, keep em coming 🙂
Excellent!
Thank you.