“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Another foray into the hidden shallows of the human mind as shown by the answers some hapless contestants have given on television and radio quiz shows.
Marvel at the stupidity.
And enjoy!
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Q: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony
A: A Horse
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Q: Name something that dries up as it gets old
A: Water
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Q: The one thing that the people living near you have that you want
A: A beautiful wife
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Q: Name something most women wouldn’t be caught leaving the house without
A: A Tampon
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Q: Name a body part that gets bigger as people get older
A: Penis
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Q: Name a foreign country people vacation in where it would be easy to pack on 10 pounds.
A: Paris
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Q: Which one of the seven dwarfs you most often feel like
A: Weepy
A: Drowsy
A: Grouchy
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Q: Name a question you hate when people ask it to you
A: “Are those real?”
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Q: The hardest position to play on a baseball team
A: Quarterback
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Q: Name a city in the state of Georgia
A: Alabama
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Q: An excuse you use when stopped for speeding
A: “I was drinking”
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Q: Name something newlyweds share
A: Underwear
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Q: Name something you would buy in a stationery store
A: Water
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Q: Name a question that a gentleman would never ask a lady on a first date
A: “What color underwear do you wear?”
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Q: Name a fruit beginning with the letter A
A: Orange
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Hope the guy’s wife wasn’t around on the wish question. “Are those real?” got the biggest chuckle. Meanwhile, too many people have been hit with the stupid stick.
Indeed, it would seem everyone on a tv quiz show has been hit with the stupid stick!!!
I am stunned, even stupefied. Are people really this stupid?
Well, there’s lots of evidence that says so 🙂
Dear lord!”are these real”?the answers i mean?!
Sweet home Alabama:D
Very good indeed 🙂
Hahahahahahaha
Thank you ‘)
I think they confused bigger with harder on the “penis” answer. Though ya gotta admit, water DOES dry up as it gets older….
LOL except that they dry bit isn’t there. How’s your snow drying up?
The snow’s melted almost totally (still a few “plow bergs” left). Dried? Nope – we’re mushy all round. Hoping some of this dries out before we freeze tonight!