“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The year may have changed since the last bunch of Classified ads, but the stupidity continues as you can see from today’s selection.
I hope you find something in here to make you smile this first weekend of 2013.
Enjoy.
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Genital tissues, smoked man and the peasant working conditions, sound like keepers to me.
LOL indeed. I think I’d give the parachute a miss though.
I’m with Doggy … but add the parachute.
What about a cow that doesn’t smoke or drink – very healthy, very organic?
Hey, the health club is just trying to maintain business. The cow is downright boring – Blackjack never drank, but he often got into some MIGHT suspicious looking 7-leafed plants…….
No sh**??? 😉
Puntastical post. 😀 it is possible the parachute was used without being opened. Perhaps as a pillow or room decoration/display. Or as a prop in a Loony Tune Cartoon, 😀
Possibly so. A lot of pilots used to sit on them so I’m told. Welcome aboard!
Just FYI – the term “bucket seats”, referring to the low-slung single seats in sports cars, came from WW2 fighters that often had open holes in the seat frames to take the parachute that actually hung off the pilot’s butt when packed. The central part of the seat was the “bucket” holding the parachute pack, hence “bucket seats”.
(Yeah, between a close encounter with the flu epidemic, and hinky Internet service, I’m back in a backlog again. Joys. )
Thanks John, your military info is spot on as usual.