“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Part eight of the series on classified ads written by the intellectually challenged.
They probably thought what they said was smart. In fact they probably thought that what they said was what they said, only when you read what they said, they said something they didn’t mean to say. If you see what I mean. You soon will.
Enjoy!
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Clever!
Clever and not so clever!
I worked in the Classified Ads department of a Canadian city for 9 and a half years. It was our job to make sure these type of ads did not appear. So much for cutting back on employees.
You must have come across some good examples of how not to do it during your time there.
Many chuckles …. fav are the fruit pickers and the last one….. PS: I look forward to returning to my normal blogging routine.
Glad you enjoyed them. I had several favs in that lot, it’s a bit like the Onions sometimes hard to pick an outright winner.
These collections are just awesome, my favourite would have to be the sewing machine repair. Luckily, not so much tension at home!!!
Tension doesn’t bother me at home now either, I mean what’s dollar to get it relieved??? 😉
I’ve heard the one about the dynamite salesman. I’m debating between the female produce pickers and the waitresses – suppose I could get one of each? (Hey, since Elyse knighted me, I have to start thinking about my romantic life. After all, once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough! 😀 )
What a choice produce pickers or waitresses! Good Knight!