CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Eight!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Part eight of the series on classified ads written by the intellectually challenged.

They probably thought what they said was smart. In fact they probably thought that what they said was what they said, only when you read what they said, they said something they didn’t mean to say. If you see what I mean. You soon will.

Enjoy!

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10 thoughts on “CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Eight!!!!!!!!

  1. I worked in the Classified Ads department of a Canadian city for 9 and a half years. It was our job to make sure these type of ads did not appear. So much for cutting back on employees.

  2. I’ve heard the one about the dynamite salesman. I’m debating between the female produce pickers and the waitresses – suppose I could get one of each? (Hey, since Elyse knighted me, I have to start thinking about my romantic life. After all, once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough! 😀 )

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