“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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They say that all you have to do is ask.
Well, I’m asking, so I guess the rest is up to you.
Here you go….
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Why doesn’t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
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Does a fish get cramps after eating?
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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit ?
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Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
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Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway
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Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
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So what’s the speed of dark?
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Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
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Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
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If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
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Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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Three-in-a-row winners starting with palindrone to toothbrush to chance.
Good choices. Thanks for the comment.
As to the rabbits, it helps their eyesight. If they’re too slow or too stupid to get away from traffic, well, that’s another story.
Graveyard shift does actually come form cemetery work. They would dig graves at night, so no workers were around during the day when family came to grieve or hold a funeral. It was also easier on any vampires they accidentally dug up. 😉
Reading on the can IS multi-tasking, no matter what anyone else says!
Is it possible that nothing is possible? Well, that WOULD clear up some problems with quantum mechanics….. 😀
Quantum mechanics…crikey!! Btw you’ve made me think of a new pun – stay tuned for Thursday 😉
The rabbit thing always confused me when it comes to health; they never die of old age, they die from stupidity. So I suppose it’s better to be fat and smart than thin, dumb, and death by a car. Thin people deserve it anyway, always flaunting themselves – Pow!
Well said! Thinies do tend to throw down a gaunt let. (Oh groan, guess what’s happening in tomorrow’s post!)
Looking forward!
Despite what Buggs may think, rabbits really shouldn’t be eating carrots, for several reasons. Also…if Humpty Dumpty IS an egg…how did he get up on the wall to begin with? And as far as I know horses, even the King’s horses, are not particularly skilled at putting eggs back together again. Probably because of the hooves.
The whole Humpty Dumpty thing raises a lot of questions. Why has no one queried it before???