All You Have To Do Is Ask? Really??

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

They say that all you have to do is ask.

Well, I’m asking, so I guess the rest is up to you.

Here you go….

Why doesn’t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

onomatopoeia

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Does a fish get cramps after eating?

cartoon fish swimming cramps

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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit ?

near miss

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Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards?

palindrome

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Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?

toothbrush

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

fat chance slim chance

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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

water drop

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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

a fool and his money

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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

graveyard shift

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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway

bugs bunny with carrot

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Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

fire

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So what’s the speed of dark?

speed of dark

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Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

multi-tasking

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Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

grocery checkout

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If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?

anything is possible

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Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Kill Two Birds With One Stone by mcaldero

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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall

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9 thoughts on “All You Have To Do Is Ask? Really??

  1. As to the rabbits, it helps their eyesight. If they’re too slow or too stupid to get away from traffic, well, that’s another story.
    Graveyard shift does actually come form cemetery work. They would dig graves at night, so no workers were around during the day when family came to grieve or hold a funeral. It was also easier on any vampires they accidentally dug up. 😉
    Reading on the can IS multi-tasking, no matter what anyone else says!
    Is it possible that nothing is possible? Well, that WOULD clear up some problems with quantum mechanics….. 😀

  2. The rabbit thing always confused me when it comes to health; they never die of old age, they die from stupidity. So I suppose it’s better to be fat and smart than thin, dumb, and death by a car. Thin people deserve it anyway, always flaunting themselves – Pow!

  3. Despite what Buggs may think, rabbits really shouldn’t be eating carrots, for several reasons. Also…if Humpty Dumpty IS an egg…how did he get up on the wall to begin with? And as far as I know horses, even the King’s horses, are not particularly skilled at putting eggs back together again. Probably because of the hooves.

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