“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Well if you can answer the question in the title of this post then you’re off to a good start. I know what my speel chekkar says, and I think that it is wrong.
Which brings me to another short semi-rant in the form of a question. Why does the WordPress speel chekkar keep highlighting the word “wordpress” as being spelled incorrectly?
Think on that as you tackle the rest of today’s (cue the wavy red line) conundra!
Enjoy.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
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If corn can’t hear, why does it have an ear?
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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
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If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
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If I save time, when do I get it back?
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If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
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If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
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If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands?
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Gotta admit, earmuffs may fav! But could it be conundrae?
It could be, why not. But I think it just is what you want it to be, otherwise the next thing we know hippopotamuses will be fighting with hippotami, octopuses with octopi and so on. Getting a lot of red lines here, better stop 🙂
That’s it … conundri … much better than conundrumusses
Hey I don’t know. I kinda like the sound of conundrumusses 🙂
Okay, let’s see how many I can answer. #1 – China. #2 – No, the first TWO are, ’cause balls should come in pairs. #3 – ‘Cause they can’t see how cold it is. #4 It’s a sow’s ear, technically, because corn also has silk. #5 – In most countries, each other. #6 – Swiss Cheese. #7 – Ridden? #8 – On the second of every month. #9 – To evolve into something smarter than US! #10 – U? #11 – Depends on which one is holding the gun. #12 – ‘Cause paper is still #1? #13 – Money from cloud banks? #14 – Depends on how much money you have. #15 – Sure, as long as it’s a walk-in. #16 – Or she can make him wear mittens, so she doesn’t have to listen to him cuss!
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🙂 Good answers. Love the last one in particular. I was hoping that someone would say a horse gets and Charley Person – well, I suppose I just did, but that doesn’t count 😦
I was going to comment on this, but John stole ALL my answers….
He has a habit of doing that.
Sorry, Alex, didn’t mean steal your answers! Tell ya what, the next one is all yours. Deal? 😉
Deal….but I’m watching you buddy!
Hahahahahaha
Thank you.