“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Dumb was about the only word that could describe today’s lot of quiz show contestants, but even that wasn’t enough so I said it three times (and that went along with the video at the end, who was it said, I like it when a plan comes together).
So here you are.
Hope you find something to make you smile this Monday. I’m away to count me toes.
Enjoy!
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Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman
A: Forrest Gump.
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Q: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
A: Er . . .
Q: He makes bread .. .
A: Er . . .
Q: He makes cakes .. .
A: Kipling Street?
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Q: Which of these is a city in Germany: Hanoi, Hanover or Hangover?
A: Hanoi.
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Q: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?
A: Erm .. .
Q: Well, let’s put it this way – he didn’t see 1964.
A: 1965?
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Q: What’s the Prince of Wales’s Christian name?
A: Err . . .
Q: Here’s a clue: he was married to Diana.
A: Err . . .
Q: It begins with a ‘C’.
A: No idea.
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Q: What was the name of Tony Blair’s chief spin-doctor who resigned last year?
A: Iain Duncan Smith.
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Q: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word – CHED and PIT.
A: Chedpit.
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Q: How many toes would three people have in total?
A: 23.
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Q: I’m looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter ‘e’.
A: Ghana.
Q: No, listen. It’s an island in the Atlantic Ocean.
A: New Zealand.
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Q: What is the world’s largest continent?
A: The Pacific
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Q: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
A: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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Q: In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637?
A: Sydney.
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Q: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
A: Magna Carta.
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Q: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?
A: (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg’s?
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Q: Name a book written by Jane Austen.
A: Charlotte Bronte.
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Q: What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian state?
A: America?
A: Portugal?
A: Canada?
A: Mexico?
A: Italy?
A: Spain?
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Q: How many days in a leap year?
A: 253.
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Q: What is the county town of Kent?
A: Kentish Town?
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Q: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
A: Enid Blyton
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Q: In which European country are there people called Walloons?
A: Wales.
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Q: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing . .. what?
A: Basketball.
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Gotta love when person answering doesn’t get it after hints! Forest Gump and Nicole Kidman would be an interesting couple.
Yes indeed. The hint and answer on the JFK question was great.
Absolutely!
I would’ve gone for “Hangover” being the German town – especially after Oktoberfest. 😀
And 23 would be the correct count of toes for three people – depending on the people! 😯
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And how many toes did you get?! Pretty tragic that even without the hints the answers were so off. Funny as ever 🙂
I stopped when I ran out of fingers 😉
He he 🙂
Ok, I gotta admit that I didn’t know the answers to some of these, but I do know enough to know that the answers provided are hilarious. Oh, and I couldn’t bring myself to listen to the song in the video. No…no, I just can’t…..
I admire your will power;)
What is the country town of Kent? No idea, but I know it isn’t Kentish town. Ha, ha!
Likewise, I’m not sure what it is but I am sure it isn’t the answer he/she gave.