It’s A Day For A Little More Word Play

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”


Time for another bunch of those word plays they call puns.

Get your groans ready and enjoy!


I usually take steps to avoid elevators.



The girl wanted to lose weight so she went to the paint store. She heard she could get thinner there.

think thin


He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident.

bungee accident


The cannibal’s cookbook titled ‘How to Better Serve your Fellow Man’ was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.  

Cannibal joke


My friend wore a blindfold at the shooting range, he didn’t know what he was missing.

shooting blind


If you need something done, call an electrician – they conduit.

cartoon electrician


Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.



The police arrested me after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.



When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

Peter Pan


The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.



The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

weed whacker


Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.

singing pirate


I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.



I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They’re always raisinette.



All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.  

Peking Duck


Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. Wow, I never thought I’d hear myself say that.

deaf people talk what


Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.

cartoon bug


She’s happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.



England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

kidney cartoon


When you think about it, mummies are bound to be uptight.





16 thoughts on “It’s A Day For A Little More Word Play

  1. Actually, that’s a serious question I’ve never gotten answered. If the town is Liverpool, why is a resident called a Liverpudlian? A person is a puddle, but a bunch of puddles make a pool? What?!?
    Though you do realise that JRR Tolkien based the town areas of the Hobbits on England. He was inspired by that old saying “Once Britain, twice Shire”. 😯

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