“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yesterday it was the answers that were the problem. Today it is the questions. Here is another selection of those important questions that very few seem to want to ask.
Enjoy.
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Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
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How come we never hear about gruntled employees?
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Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
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What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other than your hand?
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Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
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Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
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If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn’t it reverse up and down?
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Gotta love the gruntled employees! Meanwhile, mirrors reflect, but don’t refract.
What? Not even if you turn them sideways, duh… 😉
LOL!
I have always wondered about the lethal injection thing, but then I figured it was in case the person doing the poking pricked themselves accidently.
Good answer. Thanks for commenting.
Can you stare into space WHILE in space? What, you think the astronauts fly the shuttle with a white cane gripped in the robot arm?!? You BETTER stare out into space while in space, or an old satellite could ruin your whole day!
And yes, someone moving faster than the speed of sound CAN hear a sound traveling with him. Otherwise, fighter pilots would have to learn semaphore! 😀
They actually tested the “flying birds in a truck” thing on Mythbusters. Danged if I can remember the outcome, though!
Man, you built up to a grand anticlimax there. Now we may never know! 🙂
Hahahahahaha
Thank you.