CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Four!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Here is installment four of the classified ads. The place where Joe Public gets a chance to show off his or her marketing skills to the world at large.

I’m sure a lot of these were read and reread and drafted and redrafted a number of time to create the perfection that they clearly are.

And I’ve included a nice romantic one at the end for all you ladies.

Enjoy.

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6 thoughts on “CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Four!!!!

  1. “White male puddle”? Ew ew EW!!!!! 😯
    Don’t laugh about the Australian one, I’ve often wished the BBC would subtitle when they talk to Welsh folk! (Meanwhile, the sub-title perfectly understandable Arabs or south-eastern Europeans. Go figure.) 😀

    • Welsh! Crikey, they have the longest towns in the world, for example, “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch” try asking for a ticket there when you’re sober 🙂

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