A Few More Random Questions

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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This seems to be the week of questions on the fasab blog. It wasn’t planned that way, sometimes things just happen coincidentally, although you would have a job on your hands trying to convince a conspiracy theorist about that.

On Sunday we had questions in the form of a test, yesterday some quiz show questions (although the stars were the answers) and today another selection of those questions most of us ignore, but when we see them we think, “Yeah, why didn’t I ever ask that?”.

So here is the latest batch for you to think about.

Enjoy.

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 Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

lipstick and lips drawing 

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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest and there is no one around, will it make a sound?

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Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

psychic

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Why is it that Easy Listening music is so hard to listen to?

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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Why can’t you be a non-conformist like everyone else?

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If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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If you had everything, where would you put it?

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Why are men’s and women’s shoe sizes different?

different shoe sizes for men and women

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How do blind people know their stick is white?

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Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

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If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

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If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

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If most streets in Japan do not have any names how do you address a letter to someone?

confused postman

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If Tarzan was raised in the jungle by apes, why doesn’t he ever have a beard?

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Before drawing boards were invented what was it people went back to?

drawing board

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13 thoughts on “A Few More Random Questions

  1. Lipstick-sticks to your lips
    Sour Cream-It does expire
    Psychic-wondered myself
    “Easy Listening”-white noise (hopefully)
    Rush Hour-way too much traffic at once
    Everything-everywhere?
    As far as the rest…I can’t have all the answers! 😉

  2. Does a stealth bomber make a noise when crashing in the woods? HOO-BOY, does it ever! To quote from “The Fifth Element”: “BIG-badda-boom!”
    Why are women’s shoe sizes different? So we men never have a clue as to what their buying!
    What happens when you eat pasta and anti-pasti? A HUGE explosion – unless they came from different batches, then you just get a big belch.
    And why did kamikaze pilots wear those old leather helmets and goggles? ‘Cuase they looked COOL, dude! 😀

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