Now Why Didn’t I Ask That? – It’s Another Twenty Questions For Tuesday

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Although some of these questions are a bit daft, some of them have a “Now why didn’t I ask that” quality about them too. So why didn’t you, and if you didn’t does that mean you know the answers?

Enjoy!

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Why do they say an American football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?

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Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

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What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

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Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

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Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

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Do your eyes change color when you die?

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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

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How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

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If K.F.C Stands for ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?

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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

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What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

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If you had a three story house and were on the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

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Why do they call it ‘getting your dog fixed’ if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

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Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

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What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

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If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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Do movie producers still say “lights, camera, and action” when it is a dark scene?

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14 thoughts on “Now Why Didn’t I Ask That? – It’s Another Twenty Questions For Tuesday

    • I have been known to ask a few awkward questions in my time, but only one or two in this series are mine, most of them I find here and there on the internet.

  1. When you put a lightsabre in water, you get a shocking result. What do you call it when cats pile on top of each other? Any day of the week at my house. And per my sainted mother, those things you put into a corn cob are called “stickers” – or occasionally, jabbers. And I never questioned it, ’cause when you’re a kid, you learn EARLY on “whether Mom is right or Mom is wrong, Mom is ALWAYS right”! (When married, substitute “wife” for “mother” – unless they’re both in the room. Then – RUN!!!! 😀 )

    • I think so too, but I don’t know for sure either. It’s another one of those ‘does the light really stay off when you close the refrigerator door’ things 😉

        • Hate that, missing the start of a movie.
          Here’s one for you. Would the politicians waste so much money on tv ads if no one watched them? How about a boycott for next time 🙂
          Watching some of the news programs at the moment. Seems as if Romney is going to win unless Obama does and vice versa – do they get paid for this guff???
          I’m going to check the light in the refrigerator instead!

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