“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Although some of these questions are a bit daft, some of them have a “Now why didn’t I ask that” quality about them too. So why didn’t you, and if you didn’t does that mean you know the answers?
Enjoy!
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Why do they say an American football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?
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Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
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What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
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Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
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Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
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Do your eyes change color when you die?
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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
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How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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If K.F.C Stands for ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?
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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
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What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
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If you had a three story house and were on the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
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Why do they call it ‘getting your dog fixed’ if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
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Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
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What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
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If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Do movie producers still say “lights, camera, and action” when it is a dark scene?
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Do you think of these yourself? I am just wondering this.
I have been known to ask a few awkward questions in my time, but only one or two in this series are mine, most of them I find here and there on the internet.
When you put a lightsabre in water, you get a shocking result. What do you call it when cats pile on top of each other? Any day of the week at my house. And per my sainted mother, those things you put into a corn cob are called “stickers” – or occasionally, jabbers. And I never questioned it, ’cause when you’re a kid, you learn EARLY on “whether Mom is right or Mom is wrong, Mom is ALWAYS right”! (When married, substitute “wife” for “mother” – unless they’re both in the room. Then – RUN!!!! 😀 )
I guess you got rid of your encyclopedias then 😉
I say they still show the movie, but how would I know!
I think so too, but I don’t know for sure either. It’s another one of those ‘does the light really stay off when you close the refrigerator door’ things 😉
Besides, if someone knowing bought a ticket a half-hour after it starts, I say they walk in at that point as if someone is there.
Hate that, missing the start of a movie.
Here’s one for you. Would the politicians waste so much money on tv ads if no one watched them? How about a boycott for next time 🙂
Watching some of the news programs at the moment. Seems as if Romney is going to win unless Obama does and vice versa – do they get paid for this guff???
I’m going to check the light in the refrigerator instead!
Good luck with the refrig! Meanwhile, good luck at nobody watching political commercials.
i’v got the answers: yes, no, maybe, sometimes, who knows?
Great! What a relief you cleared that up. Many thanks 😉
well you know anything i can do to help!
Thought-provoking! Hahahahahaha
🙂 I hope so. Glad you enjoyed.