If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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The title of today’s post is part of a quote from Scott Adams. The whole thing goes, “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”.

I don’t know whether you could classify all of these questions as stupid or otherwise, there’s probably a mixture of both. Different people will probably have different opinions.

As usual if you have any answers then feel free to enlighten us all.

Enjoy.

 

 

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?

 

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

 

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

 

Why can’t donuts be square?

 

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

 

What does happen to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?

 

If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

 

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

 

Do people in prison celebrate halloween…. if so how?

 

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

 

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if he’s English?

 

What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something? “It’s all ???? to me.”

 

Do all-boy schools have girl’s bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girl schools have boy’s bathrooms?

 

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

 

How come cats’ butts go up when you pet them?

 

What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the world was taken out of the water at the same time?

 

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

 

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

 

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?

 

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21 thoughts on “If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask?

  1. Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
    I can confirm that in our shops they are simply called muffins – as are the American style muffins – so lots of opportunity for confusion there!

  2. Technically, ocean levels would drop without sponges, since they displace a (VERY) small amount of water. And yes, sea level would drop if all the boats were pulled out – actually, most of the drop level could be achieved with (relatively) very few ships, namely US aircraft carriers and any “Panama” and larger ships. If you are found NOT guilty, or the FBI had the wrong house, you BETCHA they pay for your door! And the speed of smell is even more variable than the speed of sound, based on wind velocity, air pressure, density, humidity, and various other factors, so it’s hard to find one simple number.
    Can stupid people ask stupid questions? Actually, stupid people ask NO questions – that’s why they’re stupid! 😀

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