“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I can’t believe how fast this year is going. Another Monday and half way through October. But no matter how much time we put in people don’t seem to be getting any smarter. I think this next selection of quiz show answers proves it yet again.
And it may help to explain the rather odd headline on this post too.
Enjoy!
Q: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime
A: Louie Anderson
Q: An electric appliance designed to be handheld
A: Blender
Q: An animal with more than four legs
A: Dog
A: Horse
Q: Name a famous woman who seems to intimidate other men
A: Barbara Bush
Q: Name something that can damage a home
A: A woman
Q: Name a food that comes in instant form
A: Asparagus
Q: Name something you ask people to smell
A: Your finger
Q: Name something that runs on a track
A: Speakers
Q: An instrument used by a doctor
A: Violin
Q: Name something in a candy bar, besides chocolate
A: Candy
Q: The country with the most intriguing women
A: Africa
Q: Name a bad habit that has serious consequences
A: Picking your nose
Q: Name a cartoon character with big ears
A: Kermit the Frog
Q: Name something Scotch
A: Water
Q: Name a famous Barbara
A: Barbara Washington
Q: Name a city that jetsetters visit
A: Florida
A: Norway
Q: Name a woman who’s had her breasts supersized
A: Wonder Woman
Q: An age where a person would be happy to be carded at a bar
A: 18
Q: Name something people cheat on
A: Chicago Bears
Q: Name something you might find in a manicure set
A: A wig
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Hilarious!
Thanks for commenting. Glad you liked today’s post.
Great start to the week. Meanwhile, please pass the instant asparagus.
Certainly Sir, would one prefer green or white?
A little of each please. After all, a chance to compare.
Pray tell, just how DO you cheat on the Chicago Bears? And if you’re wondering about Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter in particular), them’s all natural. Trust me. 😉
By the by, my mother had a hand-held blender, so that one is actually true. And Larry Fine of the Three Stooges played both a doctor AND a violin, so you got that going for you, which is good. 😀
Lovely. Thanks for that.
a wig, picking your nose, a violin??? these are just too out there and funny!
It’s s double-take thing. Initially I laugh but then I think ‘what the heck is going on inside their heads?’ and then I laugh again.
that’s totally it!! lol