“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yet again we plumb the depths of human stupidity. Yes, it’s Monday and time for more quiz show answers.
Enjoy!
Q: Name something you bang when it’s not working right
A: Wall
Q: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night
A: Shoes
Q: Name a famous pig
A: My mother-in-law
Q: Name a place you dab perfume on
A: Tip of tongue
Q: Name a subject elderly people spend a lot of time discussing
A: Bingo
Q: Name a famous group of singers
A: The Simpsons
Q: Name a food dieters have dreams about at night
A: Losing weight
Q: Name a place where you might see a whole lot of shaking going on
A: The malted milk factory
Q: Name a country Americans admire
A: Europe
Q: Name a brand of gasoline
A: Regular
A: Unleaded
A: Ethyl
Q: Name a country known for its beautiful beaches
A: Hawaii
Q: Name a word or phrase you hear in a tennis game
A: “Fore”
Q: Name something books tell you that you can do in 30 days or less
A: Make a baby
Q: Name something you wear for protection
A: Gun
Q: Name a famous person named Carey (Carrie, Carrey, etc.)
A: Carey Bradshaw
Q: Name something people peek through
A: Down a lady’s blouse
Q: Name a Scandinavian country
A: Australia
Q: Name a city with a reputation as the sin capital of the world
A: Sodom
Q: Name a U.S. President that would look good in a Speedo
A: Harry S. Truman
Q: One of the three bears
A: Yogi
Q: Name a famous Hogan
A: The Hogan
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See proof … absolute proof that President Obama was born in a foreign country. Meanwhile, the malted milk factory is quite the answer!
Good one Frank, I didn’t catch that!
🙂 Aloha! Are you going to tell Mitt or shall I?
You better tell him because I know he doesn’t listen to me.
I’m shocked!
I, on the other hand, have him well trained, one word from me and he does whatever he wants.
Good for you … do you recall my advise for his campaign compared to Palin’s advice? http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/opinions-in-the-shorts-vol-156/
Unfortunately you can only give good advice, not make people take it. For example, if I said “Stay the **** out of Syria, don’t get bogged down in another mess you don’t understand” would it make any difference?
wow well many of these answers are news to me…lol
LOL to all of us I think!!
that’s because we are all so smart and would never give a loopy answer on a game show under pressure..
or is it we would never get on a game show??
I’d like to think smart enough for the former, but not stupid enough for the latter 😉
that works perfectly! lol
Sodom?
Mother-in-law?
Lawd oh Lawd, people are to stupid for words……Make a baby in thirty days? Don’t we wish!
They never cease to amaze and amuse. LOL
If you are hearing “fore” on the tennis court, you have MUCH larger problems than giving s dumb answer on a quiz show! That’s kinda like getting ready to putt on the 9th hole, only to hear a descending whistle and the yell of “incoming!” – especially if you’re playing the course outside Kabul! 😀
LOL very good.