“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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More pun fun today. It’s amazing how bad a joke you can get away with when there’s a pun or two involved. The evidence can be found below.
Enjoy.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Is a shotgun wedding a case of wife or death?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s always an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
Did your hear about the illiterate fisherman who was lost at c?
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LOL Thank you very much.
Quite punishing…. 😉
LOL Nicely put.
Very puny stuff.
Atta boy! LOL
how punny!
I hope so. Thanks for the comment.
Here’s a really nerdy one for you, from the chess world. You know why dogs don’t play chess? ‘Cause there is no square K-9. (Algebraic notation.)
I thought a unicyclist would need the most sleep, being one-tired guy!
And just why is a “six-pack ab” something to work for, yet a “beer barrel gut” is bad?
Sorry, I’m having that rare variation of deja vu – vuia de, the strange feeling you’ve done none of this before.
That was mustard!