“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Some situations in life or business or whatever call for a bit of creative thinking. “Thinking outside the box” is the trendy phrase that’s used. It means sometimes forgetting a lot of what we have learned or applying it a little differently.
If you ever find yourself in that kind of position some of these thoughts may help.
Enjoy.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One-seventh of you life is spent on Wednesday.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it.
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a ‘do it yourself’ thing.
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Love the lack of preparation one … but the dead cat? 😦 … ok, I’ll end on the upswing … second fav is about thinking logically to contrast the real world.
Good choices. I also liked the idea that things should be kept as simple as possible, but no simpler. If you don’t do that everything gets far too complicated.
Too damn hard to choose a favorite in this list. The only one I don’t like is the terror bit. The rest are great.
Thanks for commenting. Glad you enjoyed most of it. No one likes the terror bit, but it’s the way of the world these days sadly.
Excellent. These are most excellent! I will be forwarding it on. Have a good day.
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i’m not one more with a flat cat…
Oh dear!
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All so true!
Glad you liked them and thanks for commenting.