“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
.
Well, apparently I was right, last week’s selection of questions that are worth asking, but nobody bothers to ask, weren’t life changing. But some people seemed to like them, so here is another batch for your consideration.
As usual, enjoy.
What can deaf people use instead of an Alarm Clock?
Why are Softballs hard?
Why aren’t Blueberry’s blue?
Do Butterfly’s make butter?
Does the Queen Bee have a King?
Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back?
Is a gold knife or fork still considered Silverware?
Why isn’t Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
What happens when you get ‘half scared to death’ twice?
Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it’s a song?
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn’t sell, is it called success?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it’s white and covered with ice?
If something ‘goes without saying’, why do people still say it?
=================================
fasab 
Blueberries are blue! Blackberries aren’t black though.
Softballs are softer than Baseballs, so it is all in comparison.
The rest, bet I could answer some of them also.
Thanks for commenting. I’m not sure exactly what colors they are, but they’re both very good for you.
But I wouldn’t like to get hit by either a Baseball or a Softball.
Neither would I, want to be hit by them that is. But it is all relative right?
Agreed.
I could never figure out the whole doughnut thing.
I know, it’s worse then ever now – they’ve started to sell the holes too?????
will you stock ever end?!
*your
LOL I’m sure it will eventually.
There are definitely some good ones here. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed them. Thanks for commenting.
The “if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular” – genius.
Of course the blueberries one reminds me of Putin on the Ritz! So what’s the Yankee Doodle – Macaroni answer? Sorry I haven’t been around — dealing with family stuff.
Hey I’m just asking the questions, I’m afraid I don’t know all the answers. However I suspect that like our friend Putin, Yankee Doodle was a little bit crazy!
Your key to the love/lingerie question is simple – LOVE is blind, but LUST enjoys a nice lace teddy – or a leather corset, depending on taste. 😉
Deaf people either use something that looks quite like a large pager, set on vibrate. Or they use bright strobe lights. At least, that’s what my deaf buddy used. 😀
It’s simple. Greenland has VERY little green (though global warming is changing that), and Iceland has very little ice. Lava, they got in spades!
And where DOES the audience sit? In the SPACE set aside for them. How do they breathe? They get their oxygen from the WIND section! 😯 (Okay, from all the hot air prom the actors?)
LOL Good answers.
well it all goes without saying…
!