“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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There are times and places I suppose one shouldn’t laugh, not that I bother too much about that, but one time when it is socially acceptable is on a Monday morning.
Here is your chance to test that out with another selection of ridiculous quiz show answers.
Enjoy.
Q: Name something roofs are made of
A: Chalk stuff
Q: Name something men do when they run out of clean underwear
A: Turn them inside out
Q: Name something that people steal from work
A: Cash register
Q: Name a famous Peter
A: Peter
Q: Name something that finishes the sentence: “You’re slower than…”
A: Moses
Q: Name something you feel before you buy it
A: Excited
Q: Name something you hope your dog doesn’t do right before he licks your head
A: Burps
Q: The ideal daily temperature
A: 98.6?F
Q: Name something with claws
A: Christmas
Q: Name something you wear two of at the same time
A: Underwear
Q: The first thing you take off after work
A: Underwear
Q: An occasion for which you stayed up all night
A: Lost virginity
Q: Name something that just you know is going break when its warranty runs out
A: Glass
Q: Name a bird that some people look like when they walk
A: Dolphin
Q: Name something you hope your husband never loses (asked to 100 married women)
A: His pants
Q: Name something a woman needs to have before she gets married
A: A pap smear
Q: Name something babies throw out of their crib
A: Prayer book
Q: Name something that gets wet when you use it
A: Toilet paper
Q: Name something that guests get hit with on Jerry Springer
A: Keys
Q: An occupation that begins with the letter “J”
A: A jackhammerer
Q: Name something people take to a bath
A: Duck
Q: Name a letter many words begin with
A: Dear John
Q: Name something you wish you had one of for each person in your home
A: A house
Q: Name something office workers turn off at the end of the day
A: Their brains
Q: An actor who played a gangster
A: Al Capone
Q: Name something you throw away daily
A: Toilet paper
Q: Name a place where you take off your clothes, besides home
A: School
Q: Name something you wash more than once per day
A: Socks
Q: Name a man’s name that starts with the letter “P”
A: Porcupine
Q: Name something that rhymes with ‘coke’
A: Toke
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ahahaha!
who takes their clothes off at school???
Good question. Certainly wasn’t the school I went to anyhow! Thanks for the comment.
me either! lol
Dude – what’s with all the underwear answers?!? 😯
I will personally vouch for the “turn off after work” answer. When I worked for Ameritech, there was a bar half a block away called (appropriately enough) The Chicago Telephone Company. Most evenings, and EVERY Friday night, there were hordes of Ameritech employees “shutting off their brains”. 😀
The problem nowadays is they forget to switch them back on again!
Re the underwear, I don’t know why so many – they just got bunched up I guess 😉
Please tell me you have always punned, and that it wasn’t my appearance here that started it. Otherwise, now that Frank is back, I’m TOAST!!! 😀
Fear not, I’ve always liked a bit of pun.
Inside out? Really do you all do that? Really?
LOL I’m saying nothing.