“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Mondays wouldn’t be the same without a selection of answers given by Joe Public on television quiz shows. Here’s the latest batch from the archives.
Usual Disclaimer: If you are of a nervous disposition please read the following with caution, severe feelings of intellectual superiority may follow.
Enjoy!
Q: Name something people want to be buried with
A: Their home
Q: Name a phrase some husbands dread hearing
A: “Honey, I’m home”
Q: Name something you learn how to do from a how-to book
A: Read
Q: Name something that goes off when a fuse blows
A: Lighter
A: Gas
Q: Name something that breaks out
A: A baby
Q: Name a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays in order to get a three day weekend
A: Thanksgiving
A: Somebody’s birthday
Q: An animal people fear because it’s a man-eater
A: Hippo
Q: Name something you’d hate to be doing on airplane when it hits turbulence
A: Having sex
Q: Name a part of the telephone
A: The bottom part
Q: Name something a baby might hide in his diaper if he didn’t want his mommy to leave home
A: Kelly Clarkson
Q: An unwelcome gift people receive from a cat
A: A bowl
Q: An animal whose eggs you’d never eat for breakfast
A: Hamster
Q: Name a tradition associated with Christmas
A: Hanukkah
Q: The worst place to be when you need to use the restroom
A: On a game show
Q: Name something you might find on an old pirate ship, besides pirates
A: A wrecked pirate ship
Q: Name something that goes up
A: An erection
Q: Name something that is prohibited on most beaches
A: Sex
Q: Name something that falls from the trees
A: Bird shit
Q: Name something that has to warm up before you use it
A: Wife
Q: Name a type of foreign money
A: Monopoly
Q: Name a weather term that can also describe your wife
A: Wet
Q: Name a job that helicopters are used for
A: Tuna fishing
Q: Name a happy occasion where you feel a little let down when it’s over
A: Funeral
Q: Name something that comes with a summer storm
A: Snow
Q: Name something you wouldn’t want the police to find in the trunk of your car
A: Pickles
Q: Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own
A: Car
Q: Name something starting with the word “Club”
A: Golf club
Q: Name a place where people are scolded for falling asleep
A: Traffic school
Q: Name a male dancer
A: Betty Grable
Q: Name a famous rock band that starts with the word “The”
A: The KISS
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I can’t see the problem here – many of these answers are hard to argue against 😉
LOL Thanks for your comment.
Yes I see what you mean – “Q: name a part of the telephone” “A: the bottom part” – they ain’t wrong
Exactly!! LOL 🙂
It’s not hard to think of circumstances in which the wife’s cheery “Honey, I’m home” could strike terror in a man’s soul.
LOL Say no more!
but you’ve got to agree there is logic in some of this illogical answers!
Ah ha….yes there is a certain logic, but always remember that the greatest gift of the dangerously stupid is to occasionally be able to appear almost clever!!! 😉
I must remember not to read when drinking coffee, or at least to swallow the coffee first.
LOL Glad you enjoyed this selection, I think, and thanks for commenting.
Something seriously needs to be done about these escaping babies. 😉
Thanks for your comment. Yes, I agree, horrendous thought, a rash of babies breaking out.
Hey, for those of us still in the KISS Army, KISS is indeed THE band! And imagine how small a hamster’s eggs must be – you’d need a REAL strong microscope. I just can’t argue with bird crap falling from trees, ’cause it does – and from rooftops, and from thin air, and….. 😀
(By the by, just between you and me, I would think hitting turbulence during sex would be something desirable. Then again, I wouldn’t want the airplane to outperform me! 😉 )
LOL Thanks for the comments. A bit of advice, take what help you can get from wherever you can get it. (But always take the credit yourself!)
so funny people’s answers under pressure! pickles?? i had to laugh that is the name of my boa!
Thanks for the comment. You’ve got a boa – crikey!
sure do!
Don’t you find it a little bit constricting? (Arrgggghhhh!)
bawahaha! a tad…it’s three feet right now but will grow to between 10-12 feet, so it might be a tad more when it gets bigger…
They’re horny little suckers
ahaha! that’s funny, mine tried to go down my shirt when i first got it…lol they are looking for warmth! i take it you like snakes!
Yeah, I’ve used that line myself 😉
I like the ones that can’t kill me. I’m a bit the same with people!
you’re too funny! this kind is actually very tame as long as they are used to being handled, (oh boy i can hear the jokes here) they are great
Just be sure the snake’s case is made of plastic, ’cause people don’t like a snake in the glass. And you should think about locating to a mountainous area, ’cause I’ve heard folks REALLY don’t want snakes on a plain.
And yes, the proper response at this time would be “Boo! HISS” 😉
I’m crushed!