Back To Normal This Monday And That Means More Quiz Show Answers

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Yes, it’s time to assess the level of general intelligence of the average contestant on television quiz shows.

I suppose, as ever, this post should come with a severe stupidity warning for those of a nervous disposition.

Here we go.

Enjoy!

 

 

Q: Name something a caveman would put on his to-do list         

A: Buy a car

 

 

Q: Name a fictional island         

A: Rhode Island

 

 

Q: Name a fast food restaurant with somebody’s first or last name in the title     

A: Burger King

 

 

Q: Name something twins share while growing up          

A: Mother’s breast        

 

 

Q: Name a man’s name beginning with the letter K         

A: Kentucky Fried Chicken        

 

 

Q: Name an excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date        

A: Her husband is home

 

 

Q: Name a president who served two full terms  

A: Abraham Lincoln

 

 

Q: Name a thing or place dogs are known to drink from 

A: A hydrant     

 

 

Q: Name an animal with three letters in its name 

A: Frog

A: Alligator       

 

 

Q: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses           

A: Purse          

 

 

Q: Name a yellow fruit  

A: Orange        

 

 

Q: How often a newlywed couple makes love    

A: Three times a day

 

 

Q: Name something you often misplace in your car        

A: Steering wheel          

 

 

Q: Name something that works better after it’s been broken in    

A: Husband      

 

 

Q: Name something everyone knows about Cinderella    

A: She could talk to animals      

 

 

Q: Name a way parents reward children 

A: Time out      

 

 

Q: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together 

A: Kickball

 

 

Q: Name something specific kids leave behind when they move out of the house           

A: Their parents

A: A blender

A: Boyfriend/Girlfriend   

 

 

Q: Name something the English are famous for 

A: Driving on the wrong side of the road  

 

 

Q: Name something on a chihuahua that’s tiny   

A: Its Peter

 

 

Q: Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved 

A: Stamp collecting       

 

 

Q: Name something that doesn’t work without water       

A: Ice cream cone        

 

 

Q: Name something you make out of flowers    

A: Cookies       

 

 

Q: Name something people do clothed that others don’t

A: Ride a motorcycle     

 

 

Q: Name a product that, according to its commercials, will make you more popular         

A: Toilet paper

 

 

Q: Besides an airplane, something man-made that flies  

A: A jet

 

 

Q: Name a vacation city where you would need a lot of money   

A: Hawaii

A: Europe         

 

 

Q: Name something you see along the side of a street   

A: Carnage       

 

 

Q: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it’s time to leave       

A: Goes to bed 

 

 

Q: Name something of yours that you hit when it’s not working properly 

A: Your spouse 

 

 

Q: Name one of the seven dwarfs         

A: Snoopy

 

 

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6 thoughts on “Back To Normal This Monday And That Means More Quiz Show Answers

  1. LOL … Wow … the thrills and chills with stamp collecting. Whew! Meanwhile, this gave me an idea about a possible successful money making idea for a seminar: Win more friends by using toilet paper. Move over Tony Robbins!

    • Thanks for your comments.
      Yes, I know what you mean. I closed my stamp album for the last time while I was still a kid. Just couldn’t handle the adrenalin rush.
      Good luck with the seminars though. I think you’ve discovered the only business opportunity where you win by getting to the bottom of the market.

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