“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, it’s time to assess the level of general intelligence of the average contestant on television quiz shows.
I suppose, as ever, this post should come with a severe stupidity warning for those of a nervous disposition.
Here we go.
Enjoy!
Q: Name something a caveman would put on his to-do list
A: Buy a car
Q: Name a fictional island
A: Rhode Island
Q: Name a fast food restaurant with somebody’s first or last name in the title
A: Burger King
Q: Name something twins share while growing up
A: Mother’s breast
Q: Name a man’s name beginning with the letter K
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Q: Name an excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date
A: Her husband is home
Q: Name a president who served two full terms
A: Abraham Lincoln
Q: Name a thing or place dogs are known to drink from
A: A hydrant
Q: Name an animal with three letters in its name
A: Frog
A: Alligator
Q: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses
A: Purse
Q: Name a yellow fruit
A: Orange
Q: How often a newlywed couple makes love
A: Three times a day
Q: Name something you often misplace in your car
A: Steering wheel
Q: Name something that works better after it’s been broken in
A: Husband
Q: Name something everyone knows about Cinderella
A: She could talk to animals
Q: Name a way parents reward children
A: Time out
Q: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together
A: Kickball
Q: Name something specific kids leave behind when they move out of the house
A: Their parents
A: A blender
A: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Q: Name something the English are famous for
A: Driving on the wrong side of the road
Q: Name something on a chihuahua that’s tiny
A: Its Peter
Q: Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved
A: Stamp collecting
Q: Name something that doesn’t work without water
A: Ice cream cone
Q: Name something you make out of flowers
A: Cookies
Q: Name something people do clothed that others don’t
A: Ride a motorcycle
Q: Name a product that, according to its commercials, will make you more popular
A: Toilet paper
Q: Besides an airplane, something man-made that flies
A: A jet
Q: Name a vacation city where you would need a lot of money
A: Hawaii
A: Europe
Q: Name something you see along the side of a street
A: Carnage
Q: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it’s time to leave
A: Goes to bed
Q: Name something of yours that you hit when it’s not working properly
A: Your spouse
Q: Name one of the seven dwarfs
A: Snoopy
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LOL … Wow … the thrills and chills with stamp collecting. Whew! Meanwhile, this gave me an idea about a possible successful money making idea for a seminar: Win more friends by using toilet paper. Move over Tony Robbins!
Thanks for your comments.
Yes, I know what you mean. I closed my stamp album for the last time while I was still a kid. Just couldn’t handle the adrenalin rush.
Good luck with the seminars though. I think you’ve discovered the only business opportunity where you win by getting to the bottom of the market.
too funny!
Thanks, glad you enjoyed this selection. And thanks for commenting.
Okay, proving to us people are stupid. Wow, just wow.
I’m not so sure it needs to be proved, but there’s a certain reassurance when you read some of these answers. Thanks for commenting.