Funny Factoid Friday Again, And Another Eighteen Universal Truths

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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This funny factoid Friday I have a few more Universal Truths. As before, that does not mean that every one of them applies to everyone, but weirdly most of them do.

And if you are wondering after you read this, the answer is yes, I have put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint (you’ll see what I mean later!). Oh dear :o(

Enjoy!

 

1) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

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2) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

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3) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

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4) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

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5) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

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6) You never ever run out of salt.

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7) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

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8) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.

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9) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.

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10) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

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11) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

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12) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

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13) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard

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14) You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint.

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15) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal his or her nose.

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16) Bricks are horrible to carry.

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17) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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18) Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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