The Things People Say – To Their Insurance Companies

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Always try to start the week with a smile. This time it is with the help of another helping from those rather confused citizens who write reports to their insurance companies after an accident. They always make interesting reading and usually raise a smile or two.

 

As ever, hope you enjoy.

 

 

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

 

 

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

 

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

 

 

My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

 

 

When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.

 

 

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

 

 

I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

 

 

The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

 

 

I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.

 

 

I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

 

 

I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.

 

 

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.

 

 

The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)

 

 

The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.

 

 

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

 

 

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

 

 

The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

 

 

The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.

 

 

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

 

 

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

 

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9 thoughts on “The Things People Say – To Their Insurance Companies

  1. Hilarious! Here’s a great site I found you might want to check out:
    http://www.behavioralsensibilities.com/index.html basically, it’s a class or training to pay for so you’re not a complete moronic child or adult.

    Isn’t that the parent’s job? They teach “General Civilities,” “Respectful Behavior and Why it’s important,” “Why Charm is Necessary,” and my personal favorite: “How to use Real Words.” Hmmmmm…..I could probably stand a few manners classes myself, as the words I spew out at times are probably not “real words” in the true sense of the, ah, word.

    Then again, most of the world is moronic, so how do we know the people who run the class aren’t stupider than their clients except at making a living? hmmmm….

    also, there’s a website called “FarmersOnly.com” – a dating service for “country folk who understand other country folk.” I’m really speechless on that one. I guess they could date, marry, and combine acreage or something? Ah….

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