“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
You’ve possibly heard of the saying, “Stick your head where the sun don’t shine”? If you haven’t, or you are not sure what it means just take a quick look at my logo/gravatar for this blog and you’ll get the picture.
My blog post starts in Paderborn, Germany, where an elephant was under the care of overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt.
The problem was that the poor elephant was constipated and had been for a few days. Not a pleasant affliction if you’ve ever had to suffer it.
In his desperation to help the poor elephant Stefan had given it twenty-two doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes.
Not content with that explosive mixture, Fredrich also thought he would give the plugged-up pachyderm an olive oil enema as well.
As he was doing so, however, the first concoction must have done its work. The elephant let fly and dumped two hundred pounds of poop on top of Fredrich.
Unfortunately, according to flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern, “The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him”.
With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he unfortunately suffocated.
It seems to be just one of those freak one-in-a-million accidents that happens.
Er…. Better make that two-in-a-million.
Here’s a video.
5 thoughts on “Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine!”
LOLOL Well said!
OMG! Wow- and I thought people couldn’t be less unaware! I was soooo wrong. :0
LOL if there’s something that you’re sure people won’t do, you can be just as sure someone will do it.
Isn’t that the truth?:) Have a great weekend. I sent you the video link. Hope you enjoy it!